today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui...
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
One of our teachers, her son marched Bluecoats and was fantastic and he’s going to be one of our techs!!!1!!
I’m pretty excited omfg
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is...
This is not your house, nor are you the head of it. Please see yourself out.
Well apparently all of my inner thoughts were true..
I don’t want anyone’s pity.
Car accidents suck
Can you go back to New York now? Thanks.
I was so close. SO CLOSE.
Just kiss me and I will be happy
Can I move out yet
I want to do something stupid
dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist
do not tell me this was fiction this was some well researched men of letters shit right here
I HAVE THIS BOOK.
They even gave you some materials that you can use to summon a dragon.
This is some serious shit guys. Dragons exist.
Lol Mimi, remember when we had dragons??? Good times
Men in uniform.
And she wore a yellow ribbon in her hair.