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today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui...
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Dawwwwhhh <3
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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I fucking love this ride.
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GOOD BAND NEWS
One of our teachers, her son marched Bluecoats and was fantastic and he’s going to be one of our techs!!!1!!
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i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
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The Les Mis kiddos did Got Milk ads.
milk is actually bad for your body after a...
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Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
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the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is...
I'm a Junior, a fake redhead, and a musician. My friends are the best. I like cats, peaunt butter, and Grey's Anatomy.
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Dear Carolyn,
This is not your house, nor are you the head of it. Please see yourself out. -
Well apparently all of my inner thoughts were true..
I don’t want anyone’s pity. -
koio:
Funniest shit ever
OH MY FUCKING GOD. ACCURATE 1484929%
are you fucking kidding me?! I thought “salty” was slang everywhere! 0.0
“I hear you want to stay away from East Dayton” is the best advice, because I live here and no. lol
I hate that it’s all so true..
100% accurate
yup
the weather one is so accurate.
except we really don’t get that many tornadoes, and if we do they’re mini.
yeah, idek why akron/canton is a thing. no one cares about canton.
Canton has like, the football hall of fame I guess.
Oh. No, I know why to care about Canton. Canton has a Tinseltown and a Chuck E Cheese’s in the same strip. And right next door is the Quaker Steak and Lube. (And then Belden Village is there too I guess. No one really cares about that though.)
(Source: parmesansa)
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this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time.
I got Martin Freeman.
I got a baby Matt Smith… Interesting.
“Talking shit shrimp dick?”
(via kennthehumanboy)
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Car accidents suck
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Can you go back to New York now? Thanks.
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I was so close. SO CLOSE.
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Can I move out yet
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I want to do something stupid
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I got a tattoo yesterday.
Love it!
It says ‘I Love You’ in Ukrainian for my Mom. -
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
dude
like
dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist
do not tell me this was fiction this was some well researched men of letters shit right here
I HAVE THIS BOOK.
They even gave you some materials that you can use to summon a dragon.This is some serious shit guys. Dragons exist.
Lol Mimi, remember when we had dragons??? Good times
(via sarriane)
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Men in uniform.
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And she wore a yellow ribbon in her hair.
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(Source: alohaohana, via jetedresse)
