winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui...

Dawwwwhhh <3

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

One of our teachers, her son marched Bluecoats and was fantastic and he’s going to be one of our techs!!!1!!
I’m pretty excited omfg

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

iseeavoice:

the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is...